dem0litionl0ser:

heyfunniest:

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

IT’S BACK FINALLY 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

theblueboxboy:

Photographer Dina Goldstein’s series “Fallen Princesses“ has actually been around since 2009 but I had never posted the photographs as a complete set before. The project looks at Disney fairy tale princesses and their harshly realistic modern day lifestyles. Seems not everybody lives happily ever after. This project has won several awards, been published internationally in magazines, analyzed by experts in the field of Fairytale literature and studied in High schools and Universities.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

horrorstar:

cayminquinn:

harrypotterfacebookconvos:

#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome

Reblogging for the caption.

simonsaysneverchange:

fantasticfoursomeofficial:

elaisaunicorn:

thongoakendick:

always-willwelcomeyouhome:

Everyone needs a happy purple llama on their blog

that is an alpaca

No this is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

No, this is the Earth now compared to 20 years ago. We are destroying our planet. The human race needs to open their eyes.

itssafetosayyoudigthefrontseat:

in-the-skylife:

lion-for-a-mouth:

queenofsunspear:

[x]

HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

OMG HES SO ADORABLE I WANT A PET MONKEY OMG

I thought it was a sloth

weabros:

mahoganyclaus:

voyagesofabookworm:

eeverythingispossiblee:

frisso—n:

I tried to scroll past this.

I really tried. sorry.

The poor bird will never get anywhere ever

It’s a metaphor. We are the bird. It symbolises the fact that we are continuously growing older in life but seem to be staying in the same place. It accentuates the fear.. the fear of time running out.

I’m pretty sure it’s just a bird on a fucking escalator miss English teacher

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

martinekenblog:

Illustrations by Christina Papagianni, an Illustrator from Greece